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>HOLYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGGG SCIENCEEEE KURZGESAGT JUST UPLOADED ANOTHER VIDEO ON THE GOYTUBE!!!! I wonder what the zelenski it will be about? Vaccine information?? BLACK HOLES??? HOLY FAUCING SHIT IT COULD EVEN BE ANOTHER PHILOSOPHY MASTERPIECE JUST LIKE OPTIMISTIC NIHILISMERINO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSIVDSIUVSDIUVI
>*pants* Phew I almost collapsed there! Leftover anesthetic from the vasectomy LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO*clicks on video* WHAT THE BERNIE IT ACTUALLY IS PHILOSOPHY AGAIN
>*Intro plays* YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS ALMOST AS EXCITING AS WHEN I WATCHED THAT STAR WARS TRAILER AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
<Yes so uhm yeah according to uhhh le science there is ehrm like uhm le existantial crisis
>OIHFDSHFOHSDFHUSIUDFUOSFHUSFSIUBECIUBESCSC HE SAID IT JEOIFSOHFSHUFESF HE FUCKING SAID IT HE SAID LE EXISTANTIAL CRISIS
>LE FUCKING
>EXISTANTIAL
>CRISIS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*falls down and convulses on the floor* *chokes up soylent violently* *dies*